December 12, 2017
Morning prep was over and the boys of Grey Turrets Boarding School upper 6th filed into the hall for Assembly. Little did they know that the headmaster, Dr Craven-Hawtrey, had a very special surprise in store for them!
December 5, 2017
‘Dave! There’s a bloke in the lounge drinkin’ Curka-Curla!’ Big Fucking Dave goes to The Biff Inn.
November 29, 2017
November 23, 2017
Q: What’s big, thick and floppy, and I’ll be getting it out very soon? A brilliant poster print of Roger Mellie’s Magna Farta, a collection of definitions from the beloved ‘Profanisaurus’ series. First featured a decade ago this print is now available in A3, A2 and A1.
November 14, 2017
The Starcraft Endeavour, a spaceship inspired by the USS Enterprise, but sufficiently different to avoid attracting legal action for copyright infringement from Desilu Productions and the estate of the late Gene Roddenberry, is in orbit around the planet Metabilis 3…
November 9, 2017
‘A Yorkshire grandmother has called in police after being plagued by sex-mad sprites.’
November 7, 2017
Spawny Get gets a splinter and heads to Lourdes.
November 2, 2017
Roger presents kid’s television show ‘Roger’s Science Kitchen’.
October 24, 2017
Biffa, Mutha and Fatha go to the amusement park and try to win a pack of tabs.
October 20, 2017
‘Properly cared for, a goldfish can be a friend for life…but are you really ready to take on such a long-term commitment?’
September 29, 2017
Tom tries to get Roger to turn up on time for the broadcast of ‘The Sky at Night’ with Brian Cox.