March 8, 2018
HEY’RE about two or three foot long and they’re furry. They’re Britain’s most aquatic-est mammals apart from water voles, and we’ve gone ‘otterly’ bonkers on ’em. They’re OTTERS!
February 13, 2018
Doctors thought there has been a mix-up when they looked at X-rays of a man’s skull and saw a ten-inch long Kenwood Chef lodged inside his cranium!
January 30, 2018
VETERAN comedian Bob Hope was celebrating with friends last night as his final days entered their THIRD successive year. Family and friends of the 98-year-old Hollywood star have been holding a round-the-clock bedside vigil since he began fading fast in June 1999.
November 9, 2017
‘A Yorkshire grandmother has called in police after being plagued by sex-mad sprites.’
October 20, 2017
‘Properly cared for, a goldfish can be a friend for life…but are you really ready to take on such a long-term commitment?’