Category Archive: Article

When the Cat’s away the boobs will play!

THEY’RE about two or three foot long and they’re furry. They’re Britain’s most aquatic-est mammals apart from water voles, and we’ve gone ‘otterly’ bonkers on ’em. They’re OTTERS!

Doctors thought there has been a mix-up when they looked at X-rays of a man’s skull and saw a ten-inch long Kenwood Chef lodged inside his cranium!

VETERAN comedian Bob Hope was celebrating with friends last night as his final days entered their THIRD successive year. Family and friends of the 98-year-old Hollywood star have been holding a round-the-clock bedside vigil since he began fading fast in June 1999.

It’s the Geordie News Roond-up!

‘A Yorkshire grandmother has called in police after being plagued by sex-mad sprites.’    

‘Properly cared for, a goldfish can be a friend for life…but are you really ready to take on such a long-term commitment?’

’20 Gran-tastic Things You Never Knew About Grannies’