Category Archive: Article

Band look super! EXCLUSIVE After two spectacular years of success Duran Duran look set to establish themselves as the best looking band in the history of pop. For as lead singer Simon Le Bon told us, “We’re better looking now than the Bay City Rollers” BLONDE That may sound like an ambitious claim, but it […]

ZOO OF SHAME EXCLUSIVE Animals made love as children watched Our reporters have investigated a disturbing behind the scenes sex scandal at a leading London zoo. And we have proof that staff at the zoo in Regents Park have actually encouraged sex between animals. PENGUINS On a recent visit to the zoo we watched as […]

Beatles Had Sex Every Ten Minutes The true story at last Johnny Johnson was the ‘ Sixth Beatle’ . Sacked by the band while on the verge of success, he is now prepared to tell the revealing truth about The Beatles rise to fame in the early sixties. *In an interview with Dicky Filth. I’ll never […]

THE SHAKIN STEVENS STORY A VIZ TOP POP EXCLUSIVE Pop idol Shakin Stevens tells the tale of his rise to fame in an exclusive interview with Viz Comic. ‘Shaky’ Shakin Stevens is one of pop’s top names in the charts of today, riding on the crest of the wave in the revival of rock and […]

WOMBAT WINS! BUT BOTHER SOON BEGINS Dustman Terry Wombat, 46, thought he was a winner when his pretty wife told him he had won the pools. Terry, 46, wasted no time in opening an account at a local department store and bought goods worth a total of £875,000, including a yacht, 7 cars, a mink […]

BOY IN HUMAN TORCH HORROR By Sid Sensation A gruesome game ended in disaster for 5 year old human torch terror victim Tommy Thompson. MATCHES Tiny tot Tommy was playing at his home near a box of matches when he swallowed a battery which he had removed from his brother’s pocket calculator. HOSPITAL A doctor […]

‘I KILLED A LION & WAS SHOT BY A TANK’ Life as a T.V. Tough Guy By LEWIS COLLINS In an interview with JAKE JOWLER On telly I always play the tough guy – perhaps it’s because of my tough background. The day I was born my dad, who had a drink problem, tried to […]