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WOMBAT WINS! BUT BOTHER SOON BEGINS Dustman Terry Wombat, 46, thought he was a winner when his pretty wife told him he had won the pools. Terry, 46, wasted no time in opening an account at a local department store and bought goods worth a total of £875,000, including a yacht, 7 cars, a mink […]

BOY IN HUMAN TORCH HORROR By Sid Sensation A gruesome game ended in disaster for 5 year old human torch terror victim Tommy Thompson. MATCHES Tiny tot Tommy was playing at his home near a box of matches when he swallowed a battery which he had removed from his brother’s pocket calculator. HOSPITAL A doctor […]

‘I KILLED A LION & WAS SHOT BY A TANK’ Life as a T.V. Tough Guy By LEWIS COLLINS In an interview with JAKE JOWLER On telly I always play the tough guy – perhaps it’s because of my tough background. The day I was born my dad, who had a drink problem, tried to […]