I SAW THE inside of a wheelchair-bound driver's car the other day and was astounded by the modifications that had been made to allow them to drive safely on the road. What if the same amount of time and trouble had been spent designing a vehicle specially made for a drunk driver? I'm sure the market for this sort of car would be huge. So come on, car manufacturers, get your thinking caps on and make our roads safer.
I WOULD like to inform tennis racquet manufacturers Slazenger that I just just spent Ł21.95 on a Wilson racquet because their own product at Ł19.95 had a picture of Tim Henman on it. If Slazenger want to continue losing business, then I suggest they continue getting Mr Huffy to endorse their products. On the same note, if Wilson decided to double the cost of their racquets, I'm sure most people would happily pay.
WHILST cleaning Jamie Oliver's windows the other day, I pissed in his window box with herbs in. Have any of your other readers done spiteful things to celebrities?