NOW THAT increasing numbers of celebrities are being accused by the newspapers of paedophilia, I find it quite refreshing that John Leslie is only accused of raping mature women well over the age of consent. Hats off to him.
I WAS SITTING watching the football on the BBC last night, and it said you could get 'interactive' by pressing the red button on the remote. I pressed mine and the telly went off.
WIVES NO longer feel any sense of duty to their husbands. When they take their marriage vows they promise to honour and obey you. But the moment you ask them to do a simple favour, like bring you a cake with a gun in it, they hand your letter to the prison authorities.