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IN THE bible, why do they always use a capital 'H' on He or Him or His when refering to God, even if it's in the middle of a sentence? Does he get annoyed if you spell it with a little 'h' like I just have, and if so, what's he going to do about it?

R. Brek, Kidderminster

IN THE unlikely event that Samantha Mumba ever turns up at my house whilst my wife is out and demands a portion, this is the order I will do her in: arse, gob, arse. If I have any left I will do her arse again.

Paul Evans, e-mail

I RECENTLY attended a bull fight during a holiday in Spain. I went with an open mind, but I can honestly say that I have never been so appalled and upset by an event in all my life. It cost Ł8 to get in, a can of coke was another Ł1.50, and I was sat so far at the back that I couldn't see the cows getting stabbed.

Victoria Gardener, Sussex

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