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IF A WOMAN says no she means no, but if she tells me she's over 16 then it's my call. Where's the justice?

S. Partridge, e-mail

I WAS SURPRISED to learn the other day that comedian Richard Blackwood is the half-brother of supermodel Naomi Campbell. It must be quite unusual to have two such multitalentless people in the same family.

A. Sommers, Carlisle

JERRY HALL says that to keep your husband keen, you must be a 'maid in the parlour, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom." I recently decided to follow her advice. I kept the house very clean, I prepared delicious meals every night, and I allowed dozens of fat businessmen to have sex with me for money in the marital bed. Surprisingly, my husband left me. Did I follow her advice correctly?

Pauline Riley, e-mail

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