YOU CAN choose your friends, but you can't choose your family' they say. Bollocks. I bought my wife from a Thai bride catalogue and made her leave her kids in Bangkok.
IF SPARE ribs are spare, how come my local chinese restaurant charges a fortune for them?
I WONDER if I could use the pages of your magazine to relay a message to Matt Coomber who has been on holiday in Australia for the last six months. Matt - if you are reading this, phone your mum. She wants to know if you still want all the jazz mags she's just found in your bedroom.