THEY SAY that a dog is a man's best friend. Rubbish! My best friend is Ken Finch.
THESE NEW 'Gentlemen's Clubs' are a complete con. I went in one the other night and it was full of women. To add insult to injury, most of them were practically naked.
LAST YEAR I was at an auction in Wisbech while the BBC were filming an episode of Bargain Hunt. However, when it came on the telly last month I was disappointed to see that they didn't show the box of porn that sparked a bidding frenzy and went for a handsome Ł250. Even Dickinson put in a couple of cheeky bids for the 'box of delights'.