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Boy Wonder! Top marks for menty Dylan, 3

November 22, 2001

Boy Wonder! Top marks for menty Dylan, 3

Boy Wonder! Top marks for menty Dylan, 3 SOME THREE-YEAR-OLD bozz-eyed freak yesterday became the youngest kid in Britain to pass an A-level in maths. What’s more, little Dylan Plywood, a friendless misfit from Greater Manchester stunned academics by achieving TOP GRADES in all three papers. His sinister father, Max, a college lecturer taught his […]

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SHAME DEFACED! Teachers brought to book over pupils’ lack of spunk

May 25, 2001

SHAME DEFACED! Teachers brought to book over pupils’ lack of spunk

SHAME DEFACED! Teachers brought to book over pupils’ lack of spunk THE STANDARD of textbook defacement in British classrooms, once the highest in the world, is slipping, according to a new report by education watchdogs. Ofsted inspectors examined Religious Education GCSE books and compared them with their counterparts from just 10 years ago. And their findings have shocked school […]

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Fat Slags

Fat Slags

March 25, 2001

Fat Slags

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NOW IT’S THE EURO STOOL

March 22, 1993

NOW IT’S THE EURO STOOL

NOW IT’S THE EURO STOOL Eurocrats demand Eurocraps under E.C/s faeces regulations Eurocrat beaurocrats in Brussels are planning a new assault on the British way of life. And this time they want to get their hands on our Number Twos. According to EEC officials stools, or turds as they are sometimes known, must all fall […]

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WE TURN THE TABLES ON THE TV GAME SHOW HOSTS

WE TURN THE TABLES ON THE TV GAME SHOW HOSTS

WE TURN THE TABLES ON THE TV GAME SHOW HOSTS On TV they look cool, intelligent and totally in control. As they fire questions at hopeful contestants and hand out the glittering prizes, everyone know that the TV quizmasters are in charge. BRAINY But just how brainy are the TV game show hosts. Without the […]

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Fooled You! Corn Circle Mystery is Solved at Last

November 22, 1991

Fooled You! Corn Circle Mystery is Solved at Last

Corn Circle Mystery is solved at Last FOOLED YOU! ‘It was me all along says shepherd Bob’ Red faced scientists may well have to re-write their text books in the light of revelations being made by a former North Yorkshire shepherd. For Bob Johnson, who retired last year at the age of 70, claims the […]

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Twenty Things

20 Things You Never Knew About Insects!

July 22, 1991

20 Things You Never Knew About Insects!

20 Things You Never Knew About Insects! They’re here, there and everywhere. Summer’s here again, and so are insects. Whether you’re walking in Wakefield Westgate, picnicking in Pontefract park or hitch hiking in High Heaton, just pick up a rock and there they are – hundreds of little insects, ranging from big to small, fat […]

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Fat Slags

Fat Slags

November 26, 1990

Fat Slags

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Celebrity Secrets Exposé

EXPOSED! SECRETS OF ‘THE STREET’

March 25, 1990

EXPOSED! SECRETS OF ‘THE STREET’

EXPOSED! SECRETS OF ‘THE STREET’ Behind the scenes drama of Britain’s favourite soap   EXCLUSIVE by Street star Sid Coronation Street is Britain’s most popular TV soap. Yet, according to one insider the REAL LIFE drama that goes on behind the scenes of “The Street” is more exciting than the soap itself. “You wouldn’t believe […]

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Twenty Things

20 Things You Never Knew About Trees (and Elephants)

May 9, 1988

20 Things You Never Knew About Trees (and Elephants)

20 Things You Never Knew About Trees (and Elephants) Love ’em or hate ’em, you just can’t ignore ’em. They’re in our parks, gardens and streets, growing in fields, flower beds and in other places as well. Some people grow them for pleasure, others cut them down for a living. We eat them, make tables […]

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Britain’s £150m dole fraud

Britain’s £150m dole fraud

Britain’s £150m dole fraud THREE MILLION SCROUNGERS ON THE FIDDLE ‘It’s happening all the time’ says Mr. X An unemployed Liverpool man has blown the lid off a massive social security benefit fraud which has been costing the nation millions. And startling evidence which he is about to give could lead to the prosecution of […]

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