Profanisaurus

biscuits 1. n. UK. Contents of the stomach after a heavy night's drinking. 'Get me a bucket, quick, Your Honour, I'm gonna chuck me biscuits.' 2. n. US. Tight buns. Attractive arse cheeks.

John Sargent 1. n. A fry-up face. Refers to anyone with features resembling the ITN journalist. 2. n. A great British fried breakfast of which, before commencing, one might say 'Now over to political correspondent John Sargent.'

audition the finger puppets v. A single act, one woman show, not suitable for children. Gusset typing, Kit-Kat shuffling.

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