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Terry Funk 1. n. prop. A popular Discotheque personality in the Midlands, circa 1970. 2. rhym. slang. Marijuana cigarettes, from Terry Funk = skunk. 3. rhym. slang. Spooge, from Terry Funk = spunk. 'Waiter. There's some Terry Funk in my soup'. 'Yes, Mr. Winner. That's because the chef, the entire kitchen and serving staff, and indeed the rest of the customers have masturbated into it.'

melanied adj. Drunk, battered, blatted. From the surname of All Saints popsie Melanie Blatt. 'I'm sorry Moira, but I can't let you go on air and read the news in that state. You're absolutely melanied.'

leather on willow, like the sound of sim. A very pleasing crack. 'Was her topiary in good order?' 'Leather on willow, mate. Leather on willow.'