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sand hole n. Of crowded beaches, the hole caused by sunbathing on one's stomach in order to conceal a Jake.

Marley's chains euph. Breasts that, despite having gone south in a big way, must still be carried about by their owner. From the chain-dragging ghost of his former business partner that visits Scrooge in Charles Dickens's 'A Christmas Carol'. Also Ulrikakas.

tea chicken n. Game played by severely hungover flatmates, whereby they sit immobile waiting for the first one to bottle it and offer to put the kettle on.