Profanisaurus

XXX adj. Special video certificate awarded to pornographic films of exceptionally poor sound and picture quality.

wait for the wings, to v. To eagerly anticipate the demise of an elderly loved one to fund the purchase of luxury items in their memory. 'I've got this smashing VW Golf VR6 with 17-inch low-pros. But my granny is ill and I'm just waiting for the wings and I'm going to get the 8 by 18-inch Wolfrace Spirit alloys'.

swedge n. That piece of folded bogroll which a sweating pie shifter wedges in his potty slot in order to stop his farting clappers rubbing together. A manpon, botcap, toffee rizla. 'Substantial Andrex swedge worn by Bad Manners frontman Buster Bloodvessel (Douglas Trendle) whilst performing 'Just a Feeling' in a deep-sea diver's suit on 'Top of the Pops', c. May 1981. Complete with certificate of authenticity. Estimate 3000 - 4000.' (extract from Christie's Rock Memorabilia Auction Catalogue, August 2004).

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