WHITE WINE splashed onto a red wine stain will clean it up quickly. Similarly, fat splashes on clothes can be easily removed by rubbing salad onto the affected area.
SMOKERS. Take a tip from tumble dryer users. Enjoy a crafty fag at your desk by attaching a flexible vent hose to your face and running it out of the office window.
POSTING a letter? If you want it to arrive at its destination as soon as possible, pop a first-class stamp on it. If it's nothing urgent, pop a second-class stamp on it. Simple!