Top tips

MAKERS OF Anchor Spreadable Butter. Save time and printing ink by simply calling it 'Anchor Butter.'

Richard Daw, Hereford

POLICE. Save money on expensive sirens by putting a police dog on the roof of your patrol car and shutting the door on its tail before attending a 999 call.

Andy Bradshaw, e-mail

PAUL DANIELS. Liven up your routine by actually sawing the 'lovely' Debbie McGee in half on stage.

Rollo Bin Web, White City



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